Toilet Paper Theory

My brilliant young son . . .  Oy . . .  He's come up with a theory.

It's understood that toilet paper ends up in the toilet, is it not?  Of course!

So, why not bypass the messy job of wiping one's butt with toilet paper and simply put the toilet paper into the toilet?

The entire roll.

Why?

"Because, Mommy, it's easier that way and I don't get poop on my hands."

Well, who am I to argue with such sound theory?

Blarg.

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