Me: Please don't lick your shoes, honey.
Luken: Mommy, there's something on the bottom of my shoes.
Me: Hmmm. . .
Luken: I think it's chicken poop.
Luken: Mom, chicken poop does NOT taste like eggs.
Luken: I think I'm sick. I'm probably gonna puke. Probably at night time.
Twelve Years Apart
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