Devastated!

I am devastated!  

This angelic cherub

has just announced

that 

"I don't love you."

"I only love Kara Mom."

"I would rather pick my nose 

than sit with you."

This cherub!  My son. 

Hates me. 

And my heart is crushed. 

NOT.  

I'm laughing so hard I have tears

running down my face.  

He'd rather pick his nose . . . 

It's a good thing that sarcasm is my first language. 

And it's a good thing that I'll love him 

forever, 

no

matter

what. 

hbk